Every Buckeye Football fan does not believe the Michigan Wolverines are failures, they KNOW they are. What is it that keeps a Wolverine going, defeat after defeat? How do they continue to survive in the Hoke, Brandon shadows? Why do Wolverine moms tell their kids they were adopted? Why do their cheerleaders wear crocs? Why are they the only team that has a band with a kazoo section? There are no words to explain the mystique of being a voluntary part of a team that has the winning appeal of a bat soup meal serving at a nursing home. This book explains everything a buckeye fan wants to, or needs to know about the Michigan Wolverines.